Our Saturday "Funny"

Fulfilling their requests

There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted. 

The first guy said " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter. So God made him 100 times smarter. 

The second guy said "I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter. So God made him 1000 times smarter. 

The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter. 

So God made him a woman !! 

Dealing with a lawyer

A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true. 

Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven." The Lawyer said, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter." Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified. 

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?" 

Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, 

"Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell." 


Hope You Enjoyed These, Have A Great Weekend!! Big Hugs, Mary Ann
(Jokes Shared From Ahajokes.com)