Sunday "Humor"

I Had To Delete The Other One, Spammers Picked Up On It And Was Sending Me All Kinds Of Undesired Mail, Hope They Won't get To This One!! Big Hugs, Mary Ann Grandma changed In the dim and distant past When life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and baby sit. When the kids were in a jam, They could always call on Gram. But today she's in the gym Exercising to keep slim. She's checking the web or surfing the net, Sending some e-mail or placing a bet. Nothing seems to stop or block her, Now that Grandma's off her rocker. *******Will you marry me? An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal. "Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was." (Joke Shared From Ahjokes.com) Hope You Enjoyed These And Have A Great Sunday!! Big Hugs, Mary Ann